A virgin and his new bride are alone on their
wedding night. They are in bed fooling around and
after about an hour the new bride gets worried
that her husband has yet to remove her underwear.
She asks him don’t you want to touch me down there.
Oh no he replies I cannot touch down there,
my mother always told me women have teeth down
there and if I put my fingers or my penis there it will
get bitten off. That’s crazy says the wife. Here let me
show you. She removes her panties and spreads her
legs giving him a full view. The man shouts well
no wonder you don’t have any teeth look
at the shape your gums are in!
