Women choose a husband

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened

where women could go to choose a husband

from many men.


It was laid out over five floors, with the men

increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.


The only rule was, once you opened the door

to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that

floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go

back down except to leave the place, never to return.>


A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping

center to find some husbands…


First floor


The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs

and love kids.”


The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better

than not having a job or not loving kids,

but I wonder what’s further up?”


So up they went.


Second floor


The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs,

love kids, and are extremely good looking.”


“Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But I wonder what’s further up?”


Third floor


This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs,

are extremely good looking, love kids and

help with the housework.”


“Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.”


But there was another floor so further up they went.


Fourth floor


This door had a sign saying “These men have

high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,

help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”


“Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must

be awaiting us further on!”


So up to the fifth floor they went.


Fifth floor


The sign on that door said,

“This floor is empty

and exists only to prove that women are

fucking impossible to please.