A young women marries a very rich very old man.
On the wedding night they have adjoining suites.
The young woman tells her husband that she loves
him for his mind and that he should feel no performance
pressure. If he feels up to s** to just knock on her door.
She goes to bed expecting a restful and
undisturbed night but about 5 minutes later there is
a knock and in comes the old man. They proceed to
have fairly rambunctious sex after which the old man
returns to his room. The bride settles back to go to sleep.
10 min later there is another knock at the door and in
he comes again, and another round of s**. Afterward
he again leaves. The young bride is very tired by
now and is looking forward to a good night’s sleep.
10 minutes later there is another knock at the door.
She bursts out incredulously, “Again?”. The old man
opens the door and replies, “What? Have I been here before?”
