An American woman of 40 wants to get married,
but she is only willing to marry a man if he has
never been with another woman. After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides make
a profile on a dating site.
She ends up corresponding with a man who
has lived his entire life deep in the Australian Outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night,
she goes into the bathroom to prepare.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds
her new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked with all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What’s happening here?” she asks.
“Well, I’ve never been with a woman before.” he says,
“but if it’s anything like screwing a kangaroo… I’m
gonna need all the room I can get!”An American woman
of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry
a man if he has never been (sexually) with another woman
. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides
make a profile on a dating site.
She ends up corresponding with a man who
has lived his entire life deep in the Australian Outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night,
she goes into the bathroom to prepare.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her
new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked with all the furniture from the room piled in
one corner. “What’s happening here?” she asks.
“Well, I’ve never been with a woman before.”
he says, “but if it’s anything like screwing a kangaroo…
I’m gonna need all the room I can get!”
