A woman goes into labor with her child

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have

invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father.

He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and

so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.

They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep

doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still

felt nothing so they go home happy, until they

find the milkman dead on the porch.