A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts.
So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like
you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says
“Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then
repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally
says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened
to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned.
The doctor simply replies, “You have
a broken finger.”
