A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin
and I don’t know anything about s**. Can you
explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply,
we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call
my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the
prisoner in the prison.” And they made love for the first
time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says,
“Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time,
the bride says, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The husband rises to the occasion and they made
love again. The bride again says, “Honey, the prisoner
escaped again,” to which the husband yelled,
“Hey, it’s not a life sentence!!!”
