A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits
on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong sir?” The
man reply’s, “I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me.” The bartender
says, ” put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid
you for the wash.” So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt
pocket. The next day the wife said, “Why is there vomit on your shirt?” The
man says, “Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash.”
The wife pull out the money. “There is 40$-“, says the wife. “Oh, he also
on me he paid for the wash to.” The man walks away in belif he didn’t
caught by his wife.
