A trucker who has been out on the road

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.


He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”


The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”

The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m homesick.”