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The fire house

One day a firefighter comes home from work and tells his wife: “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...

A child came down crying

A child came down crying

One night, a little boy came down the stairs crying. “What happen?” her mother asked. “Do people really come from dust, as they said in church?” sob. “They...

A guy walks into a post office

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...

She told her husband

She told her husband

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...