Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...
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A man is walking through the wood
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: “Hello, prince if you kiss...
Two blondes were repairing a roof
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend...
After a really good party a man walks into a bar
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting...
A blonde went to the eletronic store
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don”t sell to blondes.” The...
My sister felt she was well prepared
My sister felt she was well prepared for her in-depth interview with several members of the police-academy board who would determine her suitability as a candidate....
25 year old son moved back home
Our 25 year old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he’d...
Two babies are sitting in their cribs
Two babies are sitting in their cribs, when one baby asks the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” The other baby shrugs....
A child psychologist had twin boys
A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s...
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor… A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an...