Two babies are sitting in their cribs, when one baby asks the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?” The other baby shrugs. “I don’t
know how to tell the difference.” “I do,” says the first baby. He carefully
climbs out of his crib and into the other crib, then disappears beneath
the blankets. After a few
seconds, he resurfaces. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he
says. “How can you tell?” “Easy. You’ve got pink
booties, and I’ve got blue ones.”
