The Meaning of Dreams
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
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A truck driver was driving down
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest...
A plastic surgeon invented a radical
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining It to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw...
Three women are out clubbing
Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go...
A mathematician and his best friend
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. “How did you like it?” the mathematician wants to...
A game warden was driving
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my...
A frog telephones
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to...
A trucker who has been out on the road
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops...
Brain surgery
Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. “Well you’re in luck...