A mathematician and his wife leave the hotel
A mathematician and his wife leave the hotel. They are standing in the street with their luggage. His wife does not trust him, because he is...
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Two people Lisa and Brian married
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head,...
Michael Jackson invited a young boy
Michael Jackson invited a young boy for a sleepover.Everytime the boy would begin to drop off to sleep, he’d hear a noise, he’d look up and...
Wife returns late at night back home
A wife returns late at night back home. “Where have you been?” asks her husband. “With a friend. But don’t worry, there were no men.”One day...
Old lady goes to a pharmacy
they help me sleep better a very old lady goes to a pharmacy and asks for contraception pills”but lady,” says the pharmacist, “you surely don’t need...
Women were talking about their sex
Two old women were talking about their s** lives. Ethel was upset because her s** life had really died, while Mildred said her s** life was...
Bill sat alone in the hospital room
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice...
That husband failed in bed
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband...
Trump is sleeping one night
President Trump is sleeping one night when the ghost of George Washington appears at the foot of his bed. Trump asks him, ‘Georgie, my boy, how...
A husband murmured in his sleep
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed,...