Once a blonde wanted to go
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...
Joke of the Day
A young Scottish lad and lassie
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they...
A couple have not been getting along
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can...
An old football player was dying
An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times...
Theres a plane going down over the desert
Theres a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the...
A Blonde walks into a hospital
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like...
A woman goes into labor with her child
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to...
A man sits in a bar and get
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong...
Christmas holiday preparations
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday...
A trombonist returns home
A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car. He needs to stop to do groceries. When he...