Joke of the Day

“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...

Mother’s Day. Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the...

Two men are in love with a woman One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man Every day, the doctor brings...

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.” Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”...

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back...

A man tattoos his girlfriend’s name on his penis. A man is dating a woman named Wendy, and as a “romantic” gesture, he gets her name...

I tried to be romantic and gave my wife a certificate for our anniversary I wrote that she can have great s** anyway she wants it....

A man orders a tomato soup at a restaurant.. As soon as waiter brings the soup he started yelling at waiter and ask him to taste...

So one day superman is flying around lonely when he noticed wonder women naked on the beach having what looks like a wet dream. He figures...

The fire department gets a call about smoke coming from a barn. They break down the barn door, and find a young couple with a sleepy-looking...