Joke of the Day

A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the...

A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging up the washing...

An economics graduate student was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me, I’ll turn into...

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if...

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “ How can I tell my wife that I’ve...

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...

A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...

A man returns from a holiday trip to Amsterdam feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo...

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped...

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...