Joke of the Day

An elephant and an ant meet in a forest. The elephant looks at the ant and says: “You know, I am the strongest animal in this...

Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her bre****s.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware...

A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m...

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John...

A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and...

A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right...

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used...

A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that...