Two policemen are talking
Two policemen are talking. Hey, man, I heard you had twins. How do you tell them apart? It’s child’s play, by their fingerprints.
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Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of...
A governmental psycharict driver
A governmental psycharict driver was ordered to take some mad people from Abuja to Katsina state. While on the road, he stopped at one town to...
At a cocktail party
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am. I...
A young couple took
A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health,...
Two old ladies standing at the bus stop smoking
Two old ladies standing at the bus stop smoking a cigarette in the rain. One old lady is really old fashioned. The other old lady takes...
One day a vampire goes to a bar
One day a vampire goes to a bar and asks for a pint of blood but doesn’t get any and walks out… A couple of minutes...
Lawyer married a woman
“lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”...
Art collector called his client
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some...
My girlfriend and I were having
Make love to me like in the movies My girlfriend and I were having s** the other day when she looked at me and said, “Make...