Theres a plane going down over the desert
Theres a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the...
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A Blonde walks into a hospital
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like...
A woman goes into labor with her child
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to...
A man sits in a bar and get
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong...
A trombonist returns home
A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car. He needs to stop to do groceries. When he...
A guy pops his head out and says
A guy pops his head out and says, “sorry, but we are out of bread.” The Pole in line begins shouting: “I have lived in this...
A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
A Florentine had in his home
A Florentine had in his home a young man who instructed his children in the elements of knowledge. After a long stay, the young tutor felt...
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white
A 75 year old man his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting...
A salesman was traveling
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...