Let me hold your monkey
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed...
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The young man kept writing furioulsy
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their...
Man and his wife have gone to bed
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”His wife rolls...
These are the Gates to Heaven
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think...
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special
A man wanted Valentines Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist’s to order a bouquet of his...
I can use it again
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton...
Three women are out clubbing
Three women are out clubbing and they spot a club that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go...
A mathematician and his best friend
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. “How did you like it?” the mathematician wants to...
A game warden was driving
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
A trucker who has been out on the road
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops...