An old football player was dying
An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times...
Theres a plane going down over the desert
Theres a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the...
A Blonde walks into a hospital
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like...
A woman goes into labor with her child
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to...
A man sits in a bar and get
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, “What’s wrong...
There were three people on the third floor
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard...
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a...
Three women were sitting in a bar
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
A French a Brit and an American
A French a Brit and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to...
When Mary was pregnant
When Mary was pregnant, her five year old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy....