A frog telephones

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to...

Brain surgery

Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. “Well you’re in luck...

It was a dark

It was a dark

It was a dark, stormy, night The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for...

Two elderly ladies

Two elderly ladies

Two elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a...